03 September 2009

breakfast, thursday, september 3

trying to avoid bagels for breakfast.

scrambled eggs (2)
ketchup
whole wheat toast
oj
coffee
iced tea

tv came on immediately and worked for 90 minutes so i watched the weather and the news.

while i'm so busy not giving a shit about sarah palin, i find out that i'm now supposed to also be making at least a good faith effort to not give a shit about levi johnston. jeez.

it took me weeks to find out that the "jon" and the "kate" that everybody was talking about as if i should know who they were, were those god-awful non-entities from that piece of shit "reality show".

general rule: if some one is on a reality show please identify them by a full name and a brief description. there are a whole bunch of people who don't watch big brother or refurbish that abode or whatever. i've only recently figured out that that guy that looks like ryan seacrest on that show is really ryan seacrest but there's another guy on another show who looks like ryan seacrest but isn't ryan seacrest. they'll have to introduce a product called i can't believe it's not ryan seacrest.

by the way, why do they still call it mtv


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